I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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