Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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