3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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