i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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