but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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