champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You ate ashes out of my bong
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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