Do you still have your period?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
