I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm at about main and main street
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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