I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm just crazy horny about you
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.