Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point