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(816): View more from Missouri

Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.

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(416): View more from Ontario

I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.

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(971): View more from Oregon

So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"

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(443): View more from Maryland

At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!

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(409): View more from Texas

i wish i coudl send you meat via computure

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?

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(602): View more from Arizona

You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any

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(919): View more from North Carolina

the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point

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