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(778): View more from British Columbia

I tried to use my car keys to open my door

(1-778): View more from British Columbia

I just started a sentence with yellow.

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(305): View more from Florida

Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.

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(936): View more from Texas

what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

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(813): View more from Florida

He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.

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(310): View more from California

Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.

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(510): View more from California

I have photo proof.

(415): View more from California

Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.

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