I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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