I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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