ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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