she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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