i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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