How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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