What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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