She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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