Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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