does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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