Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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