Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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