you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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