someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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