There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Randomize
