So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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