His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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