I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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