new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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