Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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