apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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