He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My vagina is officially offended.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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