So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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