You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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