just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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