plz talk dirty to me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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