it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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