Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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