and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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