i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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