You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
please don't ironically join a cult
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