so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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