somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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