have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
