She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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