When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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