Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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