I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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