As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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