so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
