Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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