I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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