So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
She said her name was "party"
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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