I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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