covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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