Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Sponge bath it is.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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