Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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