The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Randomize
